thinking you passed a test but failing anyways
thinking you failed, but then passing by a few points
Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it